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Post by ChaoticSpear on Aug 18, 2006 11:51:14 GMT -5
How does Bob Marley like his dohnuts?
WITH JAMMIN!
There's a photocopier at work called Bob Marley.
IT'S ALWAYS JAMMIN!
What did Bob Marley say when his wife left him and took the TV?
No Woman No Sky
What did Bob Marley say when his wife left him and took the oven?
No Woman, No Pie.
I mean, c'mon, this is classic comedy!
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Post by zombieButcher on Aug 18, 2006 12:00:38 GMT -5
Wow, this one is a contender for the "Crappiest Thread of the Year" award.
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Post by uwasawaya on Aug 18, 2006 12:48:03 GMT -5
It wins. When making a new thread, remember kids: DON'T
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Post by Abyx on Aug 18, 2006 12:59:53 GMT -5
This is almost Grade A 3verybody quality shit.  |
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Post by Plankie on Aug 18, 2006 13:33:32 GMT -5
lmao, am I the only one that actually laughed at that? ... I LOVE lame jokes!
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Post by uwasawaya on Aug 18, 2006 13:49:10 GMT -5
But dammit man, this is the off topic thread! You can't post anything unless it's about KF!
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Post by Grim on Aug 18, 2006 13:52:33 GMT -5
*posts his confession of how much he loves Uwasa*
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Post by Doyora on Aug 19, 2006 5:43:06 GMT -5
Ooh ooh! I have an appalling joke:-
Q) What did link say when he was confused?
A) Zeld-Er...
Ha ha?
But seriously, this is the worst joke I've ever heard:-
Q) What kind of instument does super mario play?
A) Pan pipes.
Anyone?
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Post by zombieButcher on Aug 19, 2006 6:01:08 GMT -5
SIgh.
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Post by Doyora on Aug 19, 2006 18:50:31 GMT -5
Awwww, come on, you know you want to laugh. Look, I'll start you off:-
H_ - _ _
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Post by mrmedic on Aug 20, 2006 5:44:43 GMT -5
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Post by Grim on Aug 21, 2006 7:13:41 GMT -5
Hu'Jak!
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Post by Doyora on Aug 21, 2006 13:42:26 GMT -5
Ha-HA! tsk.
Fine, you asked for it.
Q) What do you call a fish with no eye?
A) A fsh.
That's a personal favourite. ;D
Q) What do you call a console not made by nintendo?
A) Non-tendo.
Q) What do russians put on their wounds?
A) TCCCP.
Did you hear about Karl Marx's grave? It's a communist plot.
A banana and an orange walked into a bar. the banana turned to the orange and said, 'you're round'.
I saw a magic tractor the other day. It was turning into a field.
I anyone's still alive, I have more............
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Post by Grim on Aug 21, 2006 14:15:09 GMT -5
They are so....Lame........I can't....I can't stand it! *combusts*
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Post by uwasawaya on Aug 21, 2006 14:41:42 GMT -5
I'm still laughing at the Karl Marx one...
There are two oranges sitting in a refrigerator. One turns to the other and says "Oh my god it's cold in here!" The other one turns to the first one and says "Oh my god, a talking orange!"
Bad AD&D joke: (but the only decent one I've heard) A Paladin is driving down the road one day, when all of a sudden, as he passes a sweet old lady, his car swerves and nearly hits her! Barely wrestling it back on the road, shaken, he continues on. After awhile he passes a little girl, and once again swerves at her, barely missing her as he fights the car back onto the road. Confused, he takes the vehicle to a mechanic. "What's wrong? Why does this keep happening?" the Paladin asked. The Mechanic replied: "You're alignment's off"
So I'm sitting at the dentist's office, and he tells me "Say 'Ahh...' ", and I ask him why, and he says "Because my dog died."
And Grim, I feel so loved now... lol
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