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Post by Doyora on Aug 21, 2006 20:27:20 GMT -5
OK A few more before I sleep.
Q) How does Samus Aran get to work?
A) On the metro-id!
Q) What do russians wipe their faces with?
A) Soviets!
Q) Why shouldn't you get changed near a pokemon?
A) Because it might pikachu!
More efficient than lullabys?
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Post by Abyx on Aug 22, 2006 1:32:30 GMT -5
Yes, they are...I'm getting tired already...
Oh wait, it's 2:30 and I'm running on like 6 hours of sleep. =\
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Post by zombieButcher on Aug 22, 2006 3:27:21 GMT -5
This thread still deserves my award.
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Post by Doyora on Aug 22, 2006 5:25:22 GMT -5
Q) Why did the gamer miss the bus?
A) Because he was too leet!
Q) What did the Electron say to the Proton?
A) 'Tau are you?'
Q) Why did the Muon get squashed?
A) Because all the Quarks Lepton top of him.
Q) What do KF zombies put on their cars?
A) Gorefaster stripes!
Q) Why are russians such poor drivers?
A) Because they keep Stalin.
Q) Why did the russian fall to his death?
A) Because he kept Lenin out of windows.
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Post by Seras Victoria on Aug 22, 2006 7:31:36 GMT -5
Q) Why did the russian fall to his death? A) Because he kept Lenin out of windows. This one at least made some sence to me but they all seem poorly thought up to me, then again, that's what this tread is made for isn't it? |
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Post by Doyora on Aug 22, 2006 9:04:17 GMT -5
You're missing the point. They're supposed to be very poor.
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Post by Seras Victoria on Aug 22, 2006 11:10:19 GMT -5
then again, that's what this tread is made for isn't it? |
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Post by uwasawaya on Aug 22, 2006 13:51:16 GMT -5
This thread is getting out of hand...
Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: Two, if you slice them very thin
Q: What's blue and f*cks old people?
A: Hypothermia!
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Post by Seras Victoria on Aug 22, 2006 13:53:41 GMT -5
Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? A: Two, if you slice them very thin I'm busted, I confess it was me! |
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Post by uwasawaya on Aug 22, 2006 14:11:23 GMT -5
A travelling salesman is going through the country when his car breaks down. He goes to a nearby farmhouse and asks to use the phone.
The farmer tells him, "We ain't got a phone, but I'm headin' into town tomorrow an' you kin spend the night here. O' course you'll have to sleep in the same bed as my three sons, here."
And the salesman says, "Wait a minute. I'm in the wrong joke."
A Catholic Priest, an Orthodox Rabbi and a Muslim Cleric all sit next to one another at a diner. The Rabbi turns to the other two and says,
"Hey, did you hear the one about us?"
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Post by Abyx on Aug 22, 2006 18:20:31 GMT -5
Where the hell do you people get these...soul draining paragraphs!?
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