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Jun 11, 2006 5:45:00 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Macon Dead on Jun 11, 2006 5:45:00 GMT -5
I can't tell if you're a zombie that is also a butcher, a guy that was a butcher before he became a zombie, or a butcher that cuts up zombies instead of cows or pigs or something.
Also, I'm really freaking drunk, and probably shouldn't be posting, yet I can <still> spell better than blubber, threeverybody, and cpt. ownage. Go me.
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Jun 11, 2006 11:41:10 GMT -5
Post by Abyx on Jun 11, 2006 11:41:10 GMT -5
1337 |-|4><z0rz!!!111 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Kidding.
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Jun 11, 2006 16:57:14 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Macon Dead on Jun 11, 2006 16:57:14 GMT -5
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Jun 11, 2006 18:14:19 GMT -5
Post by Abyx on Jun 11, 2006 18:14:19 GMT -5
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Jun 12, 2006 0:43:38 GMT -5
Post by zombieButcher on Jun 12, 2006 0:43:38 GMT -5
Ok im l33t, ty for the opions. I wasnt even trieng (H).
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Jun 12, 2006 1:06:55 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Macon Dead on Jun 12, 2006 1:06:55 GMT -5
Do not, under any circumstance, click this link.
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Jun 12, 2006 13:20:33 GMT -5
Post by Seras Victoria on Jun 12, 2006 13:20:33 GMT -5
Click this link instead ;D
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Jun 12, 2006 14:33:40 GMT -5
Post by soulscythe on Jun 12, 2006 14:33:40 GMT -5
@macon Dead OMG I laughed so hard about the 'Braaaaaaaiiiins' advertisements. Hahahaha I just imagine all those faces, looking into the newspaper with that big question mark above their heads 'WHAAAT???' *************************** Here is a splendid example, how children can be affected by violent first person shooters. It's in german, but I think you'll get the point. He is heavily swearing and yelling, because his computer is so slow and he 'WANTS TO PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT YOU SON OF A **** WAHHHHHRRRGH' and he completely goes insane, when is fragged. It's all made up (I think), but disturbing by all means. I wonder why his mother didn't come in to slap him. Enjoy! : Someone definately needs a muzzle and a large dose of morphine!
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Jun 13, 2006 16:55:23 GMT -5
Post by uwasawaya on Jun 13, 2006 16:55:23 GMT -5
So a penguin is driving through Arizona one day, when his car starts making all sorts of awful noises. He pulls into a nearby body shop and asks if they can help. The mechanic tells him it'll be awhile, and that he should go into town. The penguin does. While in town, he starts getting really hot (being a penguin and all), and spots an ice cream stand. He orders himself a vanilla cone. While he's eating it, however, he fumbles it a bit (due to his flippers) and gets it all over him. By the time he's done, he's a bit of a mess, but without anything to clean himself with, he heads back to the shop to check on his car and clean himself up. When he gets back, the mechanic meets him out front. "Well, what do you think?" Asked the penguin. "Looks like you blew a seal," stated the repairman. "Nope, was just eating ice cream."
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Jun 13, 2006 21:47:14 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Macon Dead on Jun 13, 2006 21:47:14 GMT -5
So as not to spam the excavation topic, here's my opinion of Doom 3: Actually...I think that this and this(you'll have to scroll down to the news post) describe my thoughts better than I could.
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Jun 14, 2006 1:13:14 GMT -5
Post by soulscythe on Jun 14, 2006 1:13:14 GMT -5
So as not to spam the excavation topic, here's my opinion of Doom 3: Actually...I think that this and this(you'll have to scroll down to the news post) describe my thoughts better than I could. Oh my god, the second one is funny as hell rofl! Sadly, it is SO true. They really overdid it a bit with the 'let's scare the player' stuff. So much, that It wasn't scary anymore later in the game and they made me yawn instead of jump. Doom had its scares and times, which successfully frightened me (the mirror in the bathroom made me rip my headphones from my head, yelling ), but the 'pick up stuff and monsters spawn' or 'a dark, empty corridor/room and monsters spawn' became quite boring after the 54th time. The games with the more subtle horror, that is rather playing in your head and imagination instead of jumping at you from a dark corner, are so much scarier. The same goes for movies. FEAR did a great job at this and I have yet to play another game, that scares me like this one did. For all the people, who'd like to experience some real creepy terror, I strongly recommend Thief 3 and the Shalebridge Cradle orphanage mission. This level made me almost crap my pants several times and gave me the creeps from the first minute. Imho one of the most terrifying levels ever created for a computer game. You won't regret it!
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Jun 14, 2006 1:41:03 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Macon Dead on Jun 14, 2006 1:41:03 GMT -5
IMO, the entire thief series has been really creepy. I've never before and never since been as scared playing a game as I was the first time I tried to pick up a body and it jumped up and started attacking me. The eye whispered to you(I would have preferred if they had him whisper a little louder, as it was pretty hard to hear it), ghosts, phantoms, and zombies, and just the random guards were even a little creepy when they were hunting for you. Seriously though, orphanage/mental hospital? What the hell were they thinking? Also, I seem to recall being attacked by a tree in the second one.
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Jun 14, 2006 2:12:15 GMT -5
Post by soulscythe on Jun 14, 2006 2:12:15 GMT -5
You are right about the zombies in Thief, especially in mission 3 in the huge tomb, which was scary as hell. I remember sneaking around there, hearing the zombies roaming, but couldn't figure out their whereabouts, when I turned around to look behind me and suddenly a zombie was filling my whole screen, whacking me in the face *groooooan* *smack* and Garret yelled *argh*. I tell you Garret wasn't the only one yelling at that point... Or as you mentioned "Cool, a corpse! Let's try to loot it!"... from that time on I shot every corpse with an arrow before examining it Those tree monsters gave me a heart attack too. Walking closer to that 'strange' tree "Man, this thing looks creepy, like it's going to start to live any moment..." *me pokes tree with sword*... *ROOOOOAAAAAARRRR*..."OH MY GOODNESS!!!!" *bam! hit ESC key*...*heart is pumping, me starts laughing, cursing the evil level designers* Ahh, that was one hell of amazing level design...
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Jun 14, 2006 7:51:48 GMT -5
Post by Grim on Jun 14, 2006 7:51:48 GMT -5
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls. As he gets up, a seven year old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, "If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn't slip."
The old man snaps back: "Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today."
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Jun 14, 2006 8:22:37 GMT -5
Post by soulscythe on Jun 14, 2006 8:22:37 GMT -5
micah;D A couple, married since 30 years, is arguing heavily. He yells: "When you are dead, I'll write on your tombstone: Here rests Maria, cold as usual." She replies: "Oh yeah? The day YOU are dying, I'll write on your tombstone: Here lies Paul, finally stiff." ************************** A man is walking along the nudists beach with his 3 year old daugther. Suddenly his daughter curiously asks: "Hey daddy, what's that between your legs?" - he thinks about it for a brief moment and replies: "This is the birdy, sitting in its nest, protecting its eggs." The daughter nods slowly and after this clarification, the man lies on his towel and falls asleep. He awakes after 2 hours in terrible pain and looks down on himself with his eyes opened wide, yelling: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" - "Well, I've played with the birdy until it got angry and spit on me. Then I wrenched the birdys neck, smashed its eggs and burned its nest. Bad birdy!"
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