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[Dr. Macon Dead]

Now This Is a Story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air. In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days chillin' out maxin' and relaxin' all cool and shootin' some B-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys they were up to no good started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and she said "You're movin' wth your auntie and uncle in Bel-air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror but anyway I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah forget "YO HOMES TO BEL-AIR!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air.

Edit: Sorry about the lack of punctuation; copied it verbatim from a website and didn't realize they didn't break it up at all.
Why don't I just go back now and put it in, you ask?
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[Seras Victoria]

Ehrrm no, I was wondering why the hell you put the vocals of some weird intro up here

when I saw the title I thought it would be about something like this

[Abyx]

[Dr. Macon Dead]

Sorry I couldn't just post the thing, but it doesn't work too well on the black background.

And that was the fresh prince of bel air intro, for all y'all who don't live where it was played. I never saw it but the guy who sat next to me in math class had the song memerized and sung it to himself every time we had a test. And groupwork. And solo work. And during lectures.
/twitch

[Abyx]

Did he suck at singing?

Like I know this one chick, according to everyone(I've never heard her sing), she apsolutely SUCKS and windows shatter when she sings, and she sings REALLY loud so EVERYONE hears her horrid-ness. She claims she's the best singer in the classroom.

[Dr. Macon Dead]

Decent enough I guess; not horrible, just he kept singing the same song over and over again. Its like getting hit in the same spot again and again: first time it doesn't hurt, but eventually it'll floor ya just getting tapped there.
I was playing guild wars with him over the break and he wrote the song into the chat screen. I actually started wishing death cause xp loss or item degredation, so I could "forget" to heal him, but to be fair that would have been more effective if I was the healer as opposed to the damage dealer.

Edit: Also, link!

[zombieButcher]

I am eating a Apple atm.

[zombieButcher]

Isnt that awesome btw?

[Abyx]

I"m drinking water. Oh, what now?

[Dr. Macon Dead]

Waffles, hash browns, bacon, eggs, and some form of blueberry pastry. The people upstairs were pretty nice; they let me take a boxxed breakfast up to my dorm so I could study for my test, and I memorized everything I had to know remarkably quickly so I guess I didn't have to.
Seriously though, the dining hall in our dorm makes really good breakfast; I'm pretty lucky. Plus, my dorm is about twice as big as the on-campus ones, and only about 1/2 the size of a normal dorm . Seriously, they make two people live in a room slightly larger than my closet back home. Fortunately, due to a case of claustrophobia that I may or may not have made up I was able to get into this one.

[Dr. Macon Dead]

Couple quick questions for lara:
A: How do you pronounce larameelestaria? Is it like Lara Melee Staria?
and B: How did you come up with it?
MaconDead was a character in a novel we read in senior english class. My friend and I kept saying how it sounded like the name of a kickass survival horror game, and I decided it was a fitting name for the forum.

Edit: Due to popular request, the origin of big kahuna burger:
A couple movies mention it as a fast food chain, most notably Pulp Fiction. Its a cheeseburger on a sweet hawaiian roll. Unfortunately the chain doesn't actually exist; the official website is remarkably barren, and the only cities it has stores in don't exist(such as Mayberry, from the Andy Griffith show.

[Seras Victoria]

It is my name....
This was the first forum I ever signed in so I thought I had to put my own name here, Laramee Lestaria.
But it did not accept spaces or capital letters, that's why

That answers both questions

My middle (Japanese) name is Uzinagi

UnrealDirector helped me discover a few things about my name.

Lestaria was the name of a hungarian heroe
Uzinagi sounds a bit like a UT related company
Izanagi corp? Something like that

[Abyx]

For whatever reason, I feel dumb now.

I always used to think it was pronounced

"Lara-melE-staria"

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[blubber]

crap I'm a retard , I thought of it as laramel-estaria (Spanish I thought but your from the netherlands) anyway DAM IM A FREAKING RETARD

[Seras Victoria]

I am living IN the Netherlands, I am FROM Japan