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[RoBoT]

two guys talking in mobile


*Ringing mobile*
1: hello
2: hello
1: do u have Cigarettes ?
2: yes
1: put it in ur ass
2: what the …

*Ringing mobile*
1: hello
2: hello
1: do u have Cigarettes ?
2: ……. Yes
1: put it in ur ass again
2: GRRRRRR

*Ringing mobile*
1: hello
2: ……..
1: do u have Cigarettes ?
2: no
1: give me some from ur ass ;D

[RoBoT]

- IQ Test-

two guys talking in mobile

*Ringing Mobile*
1: hello
2: hello… how r u ? ... ;D
1: I want IQ test…
2: Fine ?... what do u want ?
1: I want IQ test
2: ok test … oh u want we test u … ok say
1: say what ?
2: who will say now ?
1: u
2: what I will say ?
1: I don’t know
2: oh u want IQ test
1: yes
2: how old r u ?
1: what do u mean ?
2: u stupid or what ? how old r u ?
1: 20 years
2: u stupid or what ?
1: what
2: oh u say how old ?
1: 20 years
2: ok … first test … 1 2 … hopa
2: if u told me what I have in the bag I will give u a fish
1: sea
2: u stupid son of bitch

*Ringing Mobile*
1: hello
2: hello
1: I want IQ test
2: I know this sound … is u again
1: yes I am
2: u cant lie
1: yes I am
2: confess son of bitch
1: yes I am
2: oh ok
2: what do u want ?
1: I want IQ test
2: again !!!
1: yes
2: ok … 1 2 … hopa
2: Answer
1: ask me first to answer
2: ok look … if u told me what I have in the refrigerator I will give u a bottle of milk
1: cow
2: very smart … asshole … cow !!! cow son of bull !!!

*Ringing Mobile*
1: good evening
2: good evening
2: aaaahhhh … I didn’t recognize u that way … what do u want for shit times !!!
1: I want IQ test again
2: mercy please u will killed me …
1: its ok … its ok … last test
2: ok last test … 1 2 … hopa
1: ask me
2: u still had such filthy habit
1: ask me for answer
2: ok look … I got a jar if u told me its content I will give some honey
1: it really doesn’t need a lot of thinking
2: Fuck off ur thinking
1: can I Talk ?
2: yes come on !!!
1: bee
2: bee … I hope many bees sting ur ass till it become sore