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Post by Dr. Macon Dead on May 20, 2006 22:38:10 GMT -5
The evil twin of the "stay out of trouble" thread, this one is for unrealistic and insane suggestions made entirely for humor's sake. Allow me to start us off with:
Tactical nuke launcher: I remember playing that starship troopers FPS released a year or two ago and thinking "woah, that is a cool weapon!" The game, which normally played flawlessly, actually lagged so badly the game crashed one time when I killed over a few hundred of the little bastards with a well timed nuke. I would <love> to see that in killing floor; maybe just increase the radius/damage of the law?
See? With the size of a nuke everything on any map would be destroyed! Its insane! Have fun with it everybody:].
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Post by Alex on May 20, 2006 23:01:50 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Macon Dead on May 21, 2006 0:14:41 GMT -5
Heh...I think I just got forum-served. Anyway, I found this picture on the incredible edible internet earlier:  I think that could be worked into the game pretty well. I'll let you guys work out the details. Seriously though, I just thought it would be a fun way to give people a place to get their stranger suggestions out of their systems, such as suggestions for flamethrowers, lazer guns, getting that hellicopter in westlondon to work, etc. |
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Post by Abyx on May 21, 2006 5:43:03 GMT -5
Macon, that is the best picture I've ever seen.
I had to say that.
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Post by gibberstein on May 21, 2006 20:37:26 GMT -5
I can't believe it took so much tape - I've seen people stuck to a wall with way less tape than that  |
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Post by Abyx on May 22, 2006 10:27:02 GMT -5
Oh yes, I say, at the end of the game, there's one last boss. A giant version of Alex that shoots lazer beams from his eyes, has flame thrower breathe, a helicopter on his head that WORKS so he can fly around and stomp on all the n00bs. Think about it!! It could WORK! Edit: I'm probably gonna get in trouble for that.  |
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Post by Seras Victoria on May 22, 2006 10:36:28 GMT -5
Ofcourse he should also be wearing a byipod so he can listen to MP3 music and has steadier aim to squash the n00bs!!! ;D (The byipod is a registered trademark of 3verybody) Okay really, this thread is asking to be closed  |
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Post by gibberstein on May 22, 2006 16:49:17 GMT -5
Hehe, it's funny how everyone thinks that Alex is the rabid n00b-stomping psycho maniac. I guess that cos he is the volatile, ranting borderline psychopath of the team. I'd rather just chill and laugh at the silliness |
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Post by Dr. Macon Dead on May 23, 2006 0:48:46 GMT -5
 You bloats are FAT!!! But don't worry, we can jazzercize that weight off! ...That was a lot funnier in my head. Oh well, I stand by it; Richard Simmons in the game! |
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Post by uwasawaya on May 24, 2006 17:22:50 GMT -5
I want my shark covered hamster ball in the game. It could be gained with a special cheat that causes all the zombies to jump into the air, bite onto one another, and turn into Rotinator the Nasty, a giant zombie monster. When he died, Jesus would drive up in an Eldorado with the ball in the back, take off his shades, and give you a thumbs up before driving off. Then the waves would start again.
And the sack of doorknobs. Best. Idea. Ever.
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