moo
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Pfft, i cant be arsed to make a new photobucket account =.=
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Post by moo on Aug 6, 2006 11:21:19 GMT -5
Holy hell Alex... lol... And Lara, it is a very sweet story... sounds kinda chain-lettery, so I wouldn't believe it to be true, but still... thanks for sharing! Besides, you can downshift and roll it into some grass or something... i think it was a chain letter, god damn annoying one. |
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Fraser
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Post by Fraser on Aug 6, 2006 11:21:51 GMT -5
Hehe zombieButcher... you spammer ;D |
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moo
Siren
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Pfft, i cant be arsed to make a new photobucket account =.=
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Post by moo on Aug 6, 2006 11:23:51 GMT -5
On a motorcycle? Just shift the gears down. At least you'll go slower, and then maybe you can find somewhere that is somewhat soft on the ground (grass, sand, dirt, or something) so you don't get turned into a bloody pulp.. That or do something incredibly stupid, like try to jump onto a car or something. dude hes got a point, i was gonna say something like that in my first post but i was scared incase lara yelled at me and started saying "moo u heartless bastard cant u see ur not sopposed to emphasize"  like most ahem w words do |
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Post by zombieButcher on Aug 6, 2006 11:26:59 GMT -5
Hehe zombieButcher... you spammer ;D Lol dohh |
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Post by Blue on Aug 17, 2006 15:31:51 GMT -5
Finally I´ve found a place where I can shine with my motorcycle licence:
Motorcycles slow down incredibly fast when you stop accellerating. And then you can switch down a gear or two. Problem solved.
I could start to discuss different parts of that story now, but it´s kinda pointless. There is a point for this however and that is to bore (boy)friends and make girls weep.
Everything else has been said, the email thing (moo) and stuff.
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Post by Abyx on Aug 17, 2006 16:12:31 GMT -5
Blue, I find your avatar offensive.  Mainly due to the pentagram inside of a pentacle. |
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Post by uwasawaya on Aug 17, 2006 16:40:25 GMT -5
That's true, mixing naturistic pagan imagery with church constructed false imagery invoking non-existant Satanism...
You're portraying hard working honest Pagens as a poorly constructed excuse by the Catholic body to burn people with.
Actually, it's kinda pretty... I like that blue color.
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Post by Blue on Aug 17, 2006 17:55:44 GMT -5
Blue, I find your avatar offensive. Mainly due to the pentagram inside of a pentacle. Well, first of all: I don´t want to offend anyone. I´m neither christian nor paga...nist...ic ? ( I had to look that one up ). I´m an atheist. And since is this a very touchy topic I will simply put the pentacle down if it is too disturbing an image for you. ... and before the whole thing gets totally off-topic let me just say one thing: Did you know that in the old testament there was no devil ? Actually, it's kinda pretty... I like that blue color. Thanks and that´s actually the reason I use it.  |
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Post by faust on Aug 17, 2006 17:57:26 GMT -5
If you discard that avatar you'll be expunched from my list of cool people.
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Post by Abyx on Aug 17, 2006 18:25:03 GMT -5
Actually I really don't care, looks pretty neat if you ask me. |
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Post by evildoctorian on Aug 17, 2006 22:31:44 GMT -5
A boy and a girl are sitting in the bedroom. The boy asks the girl "Do you love me?" and she says "Yes." Then, they boy takes a heaping pile of his own feces and eats it. The girl sniffs the putrid, steaming crap in his open mouth and puts a little bit in each of her ears. The boy swallows. The next day, the girl baked the still soft crap in her oven and had the small globs implanted into her nipples so that she would remember her lover everytime she attatched electrodes to her nipples. The End. That is true love because it didn't involve sex.
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Post by mrmedic on Aug 18, 2006 3:55:59 GMT -5
In the old-testement, (I have never read it, but I am going with what people are telling me) the devil wasnt really an anti-christ. Just a trickster. And for some odd reason in the New testement they seemed to make him into the anti-christ.
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Post by Plankie on Aug 18, 2006 5:24:04 GMT -5
I have read that story about 9999 times through those damn chainmails, but it's still sweet.. If I was the dude, I would have driven into a lake or something ^^ And Alex.. You're a disturbed person XD
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Post by Blue on Aug 18, 2006 5:36:33 GMT -5
A boy and a girl are sitting in the bedroom. The boy asks the girl "Do you love me?" and she says "Yes." Then, they boy takes a heaping pile of his own feces and eats it. The girl sniffs the putrid, steaming crap in his open mouth and puts a little bit in each of her ears. The boy swallows. The next day, the girl baked the still soft crap in her oven and had the small globs implanted into her nipples so that she would remember her lover everytime she attatched electrodes to her nipples. The End. That is true love because it didn't involve sex. Thanks, I was trying to eat something  . In the old-testement, (I have never read it, but I am going with what people are telling me) the devil wasnt really an anti-christ. Just a trickster. And for some odd reason in the New testement they seemed to make him into the anti-christ. THE devil didn´t exist in the old testament. Lucifer did, though. Dunno if at that point he was already the fallen angel and stuff, but I read that he was only mentioned two or three times in the whole Old Testament. (Didn´t read it myself, either. Only a website about it.) Actually I really don't care, looks pretty neat if you ask me. Thank you. Now I can stay on Faust´s cool people list without being a religious asshat ;D. Seriously though, I would´ve taken it down. |
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Post by zombieButcher on Aug 18, 2006 5:45:00 GMT -5
Still dont get why he didnt drive into a lake.
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like most ahem w words do
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